India

Ummn , oh yeah , shit drivers
Kat and I would write make believe reviews for Travel Advisor
No hot water , actually no water
Hole in floor not symmetrical
Banana leaves tough on the arse
Room service tardy , never arrived
Poor  linguistic skills
Etc

Really hope we didn’t leave one of those notes behind
India tough , India great , India tough,India great
Or our slice
And seeing just the three westerners that month
My travel snobbery